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N.E.L.T.

a non existent love triangle : often used when three friends are a little too close
guy 1: wow are those three people a couple
guy 2: nah their just a N.E.L.T.
by Soursop01 July 23, 2017
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B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded
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the S H E T L I N G S

only the best band ever made up by holly and luna. they are known for almost dying alot when together with nikki the other child of the night---- down below you will se the lyric to their best song---- they are known for feliz navidad.
that is how to be a shetling, by S H E T L I N G S
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Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING

and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
by lol.its.holly December 3, 2020
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I r r e l e v a n t

I r r e l e v a n t

N o t I m p o r t a n t

👆 Bitch that's you

Yall boutta catch these hands cuzz yall think you relevant and act like the shit but fr fr you ainttttt, you trippin on cold ice nibba. You truly are irrelevant son so start acting irrelevant and leave your irrelevant ass back in a chair and watch me glo honey cause mhmmm im important mkay. Btw gotta space it out to show aesthetics, something YOU don't know so byeeee~~~ xoxo stay irrelevant hunty
You: Hey
Me: You i r r e l e v a n t bitch
by Ur Sexc Sharmuta January 18, 2017
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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m.e.n.t.a.l

Mildly Entertaining Non Threatining Attutiude Loss
Dude, it was so funny to see Linda going m.e.n.t.a.l at that party!

Pete went straight m.e.n.t.a.l when he found his girl in bed with that chick!
by graphitebull September 2, 2004
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M.E.N.T.A.L

1) (acronym)Mental Entities Needing Total Attention Lodge

2) Created for the website that later adopted the word "M.E.N.T.A.L"

3) Old piece of furniture, usually a sofa, that goes around eating people

see Bentrix for other words related to this company
1) "i found a cool website..."

2) "hey...look, another cool website, called M.E.N.T.A.L, i wonder why?"

3) "OMG this early piece of victiorian furniture is trying to bite my leg off!"
by Ben Waugh August 10, 2004
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