Mythophor 

A mythological or supernatural explanation for a natural phenomenon

A Noonwraith is a Mythophor for heatstroke

Mythophor by Swahili Karper July 10, 2025

Methaphor 

When one consumes so much meth they proceed to take any two random and unrelated events, scenarios, theories, etc., then proceed to analyze them so deeply that they prove to be perfectly congruent such that it actually validates their preposterous claim

“I scored some fire shard and spend the last 7 days creating 17,456 methaphors out of complete nonsense and inadvertently discovered the meaning of life. Rail this line and let me explain...”

Methaphor by Bigg Wes April 19, 2018

methaphor 

A metaphor that one could only come up with while high on drugs, especially crystal meth.

"Bro! That stoplight is a nexus connecting time, reality and sandwiches!"

"Dude, if you make one more methaphor, I swear to god I'm stopping the car."

methaphor by AKTim August 27, 2012

mythophilia 

myth·o·phil·i·a mith-oh-feel-ee-uh

an erotic obsession with mythical beasts

Related Forms

mythophiliac - one who has sexual intercourse with mythical creatures

"I suffer from mythophilia."

"Dude, you are such a mythophiliac."

mythophilia by zombieBADGER December 14, 2007

Methaphorically Speaking 

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

Methaphorically Speaking by gregster@TTPG August 1, 2009

Methophrenia

Exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenia while under the influence of methamphetamine.

Me: Wow, that guy is having a great conversation for a party of one.

Also me: Have some compassion, he's obviously suffering from methophrenia.

Me: That's gotta be the fire, I should ask for his hook-up.

Also me: <smh>

Methophrenia by josh672 (phyto) November 18, 2018

methaphor 

An extremely stupid and misleading metaphor (often political) that, instead of helping explain an idea or make a viable comparison, misleads the listener to the point that the listener is rendered less intelligent.

Asserting that following election rules is exactly what the NAZIs did in the 1930s is an example of a methaphor

methaphor by Smedley Rhyse-Frockmorton November 6, 2020