Methaphor

When one consumes so much meth they proceed to take any two random and unrelated events, scenarios, theories, etc., then proceed to analyze them so deeply that they prove to be perfectly congruent such that it actually validates their preposterous claim

“I scored some fire shard and spend the last 7 days creating 17,456 methaphors out of complete nonsense and inadvertently discovered the meaning of life. Rail this line and let me explain...”

by Bigg Wes November 04, 2017

methaphor

A metaphor that one could only come up with while high on drugs, especially crystal meth.

"Bro! That stoplight is a nexus connecting time, reality and sandwiches!"

"Dude, if you make one more methaphor, I swear to god I'm stopping the car."

by AKTim August 28, 2012

Methaphorically Speaking

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

by gregster@TTPG August 01, 2009

methaphor

An extremely stupid and misleading metaphor (often political) that, instead of helping explain an idea or make a viable comparison, misleads the listener to the point that the listener is rendered less intelligent.

Asserting that following election rules is exactly what the NAZIs did in the 1930s is an example of a methaphor

by Smedley Rhyse-Frockmorton November 07, 2020