Methaphor

When one consumes so much meth they proceed to take any two random and unrelated events, scenarios, theories, etc., then proceed to analyze them so deeply that they prove to be perfectly congruent such that it actually validates their preposterous claim

“I scored some fire shard and spend the last 7 days creating 17,456 methaphors out of complete nonsense and inadvertently discovered the meaning of life. Rail this line and let me explain...”

by Bigg Wes April 19, 2018

methaphor

A metaphor that one could only come up with while high on drugs, especially crystal meth.

"Bro! That stoplight is a nexus connecting time, reality and sandwiches!"

"Dude, if you make one more methaphor, I swear to god I'm stopping the car."

by AKTim August 27, 2012

methaphor

An extremely stupid and misleading metaphor (often political) that, instead of helping explain an idea or make a viable comparison, misleads the listener to the point that the listener is rendered less intelligent.

Asserting that following election rules is exactly what the NAZIs did in the 1930s is an example of a methaphor

by Smedley Rhyse-Frockmorton November 6, 2020

Cryptic metaphor

A line made famous by flash animation veteran, Egoraptor, in his spoof of the game Metal Gear Solid, "Metal Gear Awesome". This is uttered aloud, by Vulcan Raven, referring to the fact that Snakes have no arms, and since Revolver Ocelot gets his arm cut off, it symbolses that he is going to be the next snake, making a cryptic metaphor. This exclamation can also be used by standing silently behind a complete stranger and pointing at them, and waiting for them to turn around, and when they do, shouting "CRYPTIC METAPHOR." And walking away without further comment.

1. Snake: Oh, gee whiz, I hope a tank isn't gonna totally come outta nowhere and OWN me.

*tank shoots snake*

Snake: YOU KNOW... SERIOUSLY... I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

Meryl: Hey, Snake, a tank is gonna totally...

Snake: SHUT UP!!

Raven: CRYPTIC METAPHOR.

Snake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?

Raven: ...Just throw grenades at me.

Snake: Oh.

*explosion*

Snake: Awsum!

Raven *laughs* I gave him more than a raven could hunt for in the night.

Ocelot: What?!

Raven: The snake prowls feircely, but cannot scratch his back, for as the sioux people are aware of, snakes have no arms with which to scratch their back.

Ocelot: ...Shut up.

Raven: The Raven on my head thirsts for his blood!

Raven's tattoo: DAMN RIGHT, NIGGA, mm-MM!!

2. Mungo: So what are you doing this weekend?

Zodiac: CRYPTIC METAPHOR!!!

Mungo: Cheapass! You did that last week!

by Dr. Zodiac October 25, 2009

metaphorgasm

What happens when someone overreacts, gushingly, to an overanalytical comment about literature.

The English teacher had a metaphorgasm when the student compared the clouds in the poem to femininity and the sun in the poem to masculinity.

by NYandwhat February 8, 2005

methaphrenia

Schizophrenia symptoms caused by methamphetamine abuse.

Johnathan: Yo Rusty! You seen Jimmy the Junky Pimp around?!? Need to get my rocks!

Rusty: Na man, he used too much ice. Back in the emergency room with that methaphrenia.

by Scout was fat. January 24, 2017

Metaphoophoo

(met'a foo foo) n.pl. 1. misconceived or misinformed opinions regarding ontology or cosmology, especially popular anthropologic interpretations of Quantum Mechanics or String Theory. 2. The film What the Bleep Do we Know is an example of Metaphoophoo.

He was talking all this metaphoophoo about how he would finally get his life in order, if he could only master living in more than one parallel reality.

by Tony Hale January 10, 2009