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Myspace.com 

A website used to connect to friends,abuse,to try obtain popularity, viewed in a variety of diffrent opinions listed below

1. A website used to connect to family members,old friends in which otherwise you could not connect.

2.Competing to see who can get more friends in a sad attempt to gain popularity or recognizes.

3.Abusive tool used by 40-50 years old trying rape a 12-14 year old girl/boy which willl later be caught on Dateline with some condoms and a a mike 6pack showing no diginity by begging them to let them go and not tell there wifes.

4. A addictive website used to satify your craving for hot girls you know or dont, or just go on it every 5 minutes to see if you got a new comment,friend request,etc.

5. View as an all emo/goth website for punk kids and losers.

6. A way for bands to abuse by advertising there new CD's, DL's Concerts.

And last my personal opinion, Overall a decent website but is addictive, has to many errors, and is abused.

1.REPOST THIS OR YOU WILL GET KISSED BY YOUR CRUSH IN 3 HOURS BUT IF YOU DONT YOUL NEVER GET FUCKED AGAIN.

2.NEW PICS FUCKING POST A COMMENT IF YOUR COOL.

3.Jim(45 year old man) im 17 hottie chick and i would liek to meet you lol <3
Danny(12 Year old) cool lets meet at the movie?
Jim woot woot lol sure thing <3

4. Dude i just found my old friend from highschool on my space.

5. MYSPACE.COM SUCK ALL IS EMO GOTH PUNK KIDS BURN IN HELL BITHCES
Myspace.com by Zar_Killer August 3, 2007

myspace.com 

myspace.com by Adrian December 6, 2006

myspace.com 

A way for kids and adults communicate no matter how far away u are from each other also a website that gets kids raped sexualy harrast and shit like that
Like omg I so tottlay got a myspace.com and I met this 1 dude on it and we’re going to meet on saterday!!!!!
Saterday:
Hi…
Are u the dude off myspace?
Yup
You’re not 17
I know you wanna go have sex?
No yer 35 and I’m 16
Well we’re going to anyway
Nooo!!!
Sunday:
On the news:
Saterday a girl got raped by a myspace sexual harasser.

Myspace Comment Tennis 

When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.

Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.
Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.

myspace-coma 

a zombie of mind when being on myspace for more than one hour or when people quit talking and/or replying to messages and comments
Chick: Man, I was in a myspace-coma for 2 hours last night!
Dude: Yeah, that's cause you're a myspace-a-holic

Myspace Comeback 

Deleting your old Myspace, making a brand new one with brand spankin' new pictures that are totally rad and adding a REALLY good song and a cool layout and only adding the people you actually know and stuff...usually takes about a month maybe more to make.
-"Did you hear about Nando's Myspace Comeback?!"
-"Hell yeah I did, I can't wait he's so hott!"
Myspace Comeback by DGAFPANDO November 19, 2006

myspace comment 

A comment left on one's myspace account either on their photo section or their comments section.

The most common comment left is "Thanks for the add!"
myspace comment: PLEEEASE LEAVE COMMENTS ON MY NEW PICS.

myspace comment: OMG serios? Ur new pics r so hawt.
myspace comment by circuspunk January 28, 2006
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