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Myspace Mom

Adjective: A mom usually over the age of 40 who has a myspace account and befriends her teenagers friends online by friend requesting them. She does this because:
a. She wants to spy on her daughter's myspace ho background.
b. She wants to relive the social life she never had.

Her background usually consists of the blingy hearts from pimpmyprofile.com
LaShaniquon-Hey did Lamarian's mom friend requested you?
Alejandro-WTF yea. What a myspace mom. Hopefully she doesnt find out about Lamarians nude pics.
Myspace Mom by heygirlhey2121 January 9, 2008

Mom Has a MySpace 

See also, MILF. A hot Mother, who has teenage or grown children, who has a MySpace account and is, therefore, cool...two years ago.
Jenn's Mom has a MySpace, dude
Mom Has a MySpace by jameswax December 5, 2007

myspace moment 

Like a kodak moment, but for myspace. Happens pretty much anytime, all the time, whenever something just needs to be photographed and posted on myspace for tons of comments.
Girl 1: OMG! We're so hot and scenexcore right now, let's take some myspace pics.
Girl 2: Myspace moment!
Girl 1: ttly, <333
myspace moment by angiangiangi March 8, 2007

myspacezombie 

1. An idiot who is easily drawn into things through bandwagon, esp. "scene people" (wiggers and camera whores), subnerds, and even Goths.
2. A follower--see "leaders and followers"
3. A wannabe.
4. Anyone who uses Myspace.
Shaun: OMG, we're being attacked by zombies...again! Oh, wait, no, false alarm, they're just myspacezombies.
myspacezombie1: omg...plz tlk abt my page lol here's my pics...blah, blah, blah *he smells bad.
myspacezombie by aka_Pyro April 28, 2007

myspacemama 

girl who got popular by being pretty and being a y2k queen and then got exposed for saying the n word and lying about it like twice or three times
the future of myspacemama
myspacemama by hotpinkbiatch99 December 25, 2022

myspacemama 

the hottest fucking person on the planet
them: i wonder who the hottest person in the world is
me: oh 100% myspacemama on tiktok. love u coy

myspacecomplex 

Bought about by long sessions in front of your pc,
where u think every strange or random message on mySpace is a character assasination.
Usually associated with a bad come-down and/or mental illness.
The Dog? The Cat? Esquilax? I must have developed myspacecomplex.
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