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myspacemama 

the hottest fucking person on the planet
them: i wonder who the hottest person in the world is
me: oh 100% myspacemama on tiktok. love u coy

myspacemama 

"Myspacemama" is a popular tiktoker that is known for having a early 2000's style of clothing. She has a sassy/baddie personality and is liked by many people on tiktok for her attractivness
Someone: Who is someone that reminds u of the early 2000's

Someone else: definitely myspacemama

MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA' 

JORDANNN FROM MYSPACE THATS A FUCKIN' STALKER.
MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA'=JORDAN
Jordan:
so remember when you said you liked me?
karlee: says:
uhhh, yeah.
Jordan says:
do you still at all?
Jordan says:
?
karlee: says:
uhmm, i dunno.
why?
karlee: says:
do you?
Jordan says:
yea... lol.
karlee: says:
ohhh, really?
Jordan says:
yeaa
Jordan says:
even when i waas dating the girl i wass..
Jordan says:
i still thought about you
karlee: says:
ohh, well thats kind of bad, isnt it?
you never talked to
Karlee says:
me when you were dating her, btw.
Jordan says:
wats bad?
Jordan says:
that i like you?
karlee: says:
no, that you thought that when you were with her.
Jordan says:
ohh i guess, but i couldnt stop it
karlee: says:
you said you thought about me.
so i asked,
what kind of thoughts?
Jordan says:
ohhh.
Jordan says:
uum lotss
karlee: says:
specific?
Jordan says:
well i kept thinking of how nice you are to me, and how i blew it with you, cause i like you alot, but im dumb and ruined it

myspacecapades 

to spend a large amount of time looking around on myspace. normally, throughout that time you find interesting information on people that you know.
through my myspacecapades, i figured out that this one player was going out with 3 chicks at the same time.
myspacecapades by Barndon A July 24, 2008