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Someone that is not intelligent, is a joke, or says something stupid
“I can’t believe Lucas just said that, he’s such a myllkhead”
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Someone that says something unintelligent, is irritating, or is a joke
Can’t believe you just said something that dumb, what a myllkhead

milkhead 

Milkhead originated in Philadelphia, 2004 AD. The actual phenomenon was born 1990 AD. It is used for specific losers (lo-ser) who can be described in no other way except for Milkhead.
It is commonly used for girls who have no idea what they are talking about.
Wow, Susie. She is such a milkhead.
milkhead by Diz June 16, 2004

mylkhead 

1.) The name used to describe the art and design of Jeff Finley
2.) A follower of BOXOMYLK music
3.) A person who wears a milk jug on their head, usually in support of BOXOMYLK music or the artist Jeff Finley
1.) Jeff Finley, aka, mylkhead, is a talented artist.
2.) The mylkheads scared me at the show last night
mylkhead by boxomylk fan September 28, 2005

milkhead 

A person who is very white with a large head and appears to have success based solely on this attribute.
"Jeff is such a milkhead, I just asked him how he has his own business and I saw his brain sloshing as he considered it."
milkhead by ChefJess May 30, 2006

mollyhead 

Where you sell a bunch of molly till your manz murk eachoyhrt from them long ass nights.
Mollyhead; Hey I got TV his bean in my basement wit a knife carving scriptures of knowledge and happiness with conjuring demons to turn to tears and summon yourself to challenge hods work cuz his life is waste..
A child from Wisconsin. Derivative of the popular nickname cheesehead, but the person in question is too young to be considered a cheese
Hey milkhead! Did you see how bad the packers lost last night?
Milkhead by CaptainLongnipples March 29, 2026
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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