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My-sexual 

An attraction to people you find attractive. It may or may not cover straight, bi, gay, pan, demi, or even asexual people. You are attracted to only people you find attractive and are tired of telling people or explaining to them what you sexuality is. Especially if you are pan and are tired of people making the "Oh so you're attracted to pans." joke over and over again.
Friend who's annoyingly personal: "So are you straight, gay, bi, demi, pan?"
Me: "I'm my-sexual."
Fwap: "What's that?"
Me: "It means stop asking me, I'm attracted to whom I find attractive and you're not one of them."
My-sexual by Ragnellrok September 23, 2016
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Haliee is my sexuality 

Hailee Steinfeild is my sexuality
Haliee is my sexuality by Viv livia October 18, 2022

my ssexuality 

A person who only attracted to one gurl been n always will be.
i only gay for ya 'جرح الزمان'
my ssexuality
my gay heart soaring over uall these months
bitch be mine,please?
my ssexuality by sawhore June 29, 2018

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I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun
I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

mysexual 

someone that is attracted to himself (herself).
Jake: Hey cutie, you want your dick sucked?
Jake: Uhhhhh...gross?
Jake: OHHHH I see, you're playing hard to get. C'mon don't be shy....
Brendan (Jake's older brother): Jake, stop flirting with yourself. You need to get over this mysexual stage, I mean you've had a crush on yourself since the third grade.
mysexual by c-brabs July 2, 2011

mysexual 

A person who engages in sex exclusively with themself via masturbation.
I gave up on men, and women for that matter, I'm a practicing mysexual.
mysexual by isabeau July 16, 2008

Mysexual 

Someone who wants to fuck but also A person who neither straight or gay but He/She is in love with themselves is a “mysexual”
Jim:Aye bro you should try to smash Kim

You: nah boy I’m a mysexual I wanna fuck myself .
Mysexual by Mysexual October 23, 2018
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