My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone 

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus 

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.

oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus by coole29_ November 8, 2021

my cat stepped on my keyboard 

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

my cat stepped on my keyboard by Mirukal October 17, 2020

my cat scratched me 

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

my cat scratched me by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

my cat snowball 

When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.

Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.

my cat snowball by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023

a cat shit in my mouth 

phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.

cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.

a cat shit in my mouth by Joe Sausage May 28, 2005

slob on my cat 

to eat a girl out; suck her pussy

slob on my cat cuz u kno its fat

slob on my cat by DulCe SeDucCion February 16, 2005