My bestfrand alex.

Oh god, what a girl. means the world to most people, especially me. One of those 1 in 100000000000 girls in the world. if you ever met one, she will most likely have the biggest impact on your life. She doesnt believe everything people say about her, myself included. She wont ever realize what she means to me because of some fake guy's impact on her. The kind of girl you could spend days with, and never get bored with. The girl who you wish would realize your telling the truth, and that she would forgive you and give you a chance. But you know she wont, but you cant stop trying. And you want to forget about her, but you cant, because shes always the center of your head. The kind of girl you cant wait to see everyday, so your day can be better. the girl you picture yourself with. And she thinks your a dick, that you say this to every girl. but, in total truth, i have never, in my intire fucking life, been more serious. and more sorry. you dont need to forgive me, just know i have never been more honest.

I just remebered, i love My bestfrand alex.

My bestfrand alex. by Minshull October 14, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008