My Woodz! 

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

My Woodz! by spazz13 November 5, 2004

getting my wood cut 

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

getting my wood cut by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019

Buff my Wood 

A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"

Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!

Buff my Wood by Homosaphien September 20, 2009

blow my wood 

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

blow my wood by vae April 14, 2022

my woods long 

basically saying that your dick is big

yo my WOODS LONG

my woods long by nourzi April 3, 2022

Get off my wood 

Stop bothering me; get out of my face.

Why you come steppin' on me? I am busy, so get off my wood.

Get off my wood by T Ace H September 20, 2009

buffin my wood 

1.your sucking my penis
2.your riding me

RAFAEL:YOO JOHN U LOOK MADEE GAY IN THOSE SKINNIES

JOHN:RAF, STOP BUFFIN MY WOOD! YOU NOE YOU WISH YOU COULD ROCK THESE

buffin my wood by LOL SMiLEY =} August 29, 2009