My Woodz!

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Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

My Woodz! by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Words you can keep

getting my wood cut

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

getting my wood cut by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019

Buff my Wood

A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"

Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!

Buff my Wood by Homosaphien September 20, 2009

blow my wood

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

blow my wood by vae April 14, 2022

my woods long

basically saying that your dick is big

yo my WOODS LONG

my woods long by nourzi April 3, 2022

Get off my wood

Stop bothering me; get out of my face.

Why you come steppin' on me? I am busy, so get off my wood.

Get off my wood by T Ace H September 20, 2009

buffin my wood

1.your sucking my penis
2.your riding me

RAFAEL:YOO JOHN U LOOK MADEE GAY IN THOSE SKINNIES

JOHN:RAF, STOP BUFFIN MY WOOD! YOU NOE YOU WISH YOU COULD ROCK THESE

buffin my wood by LOL SMiLEY =} August 29, 2009

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026