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Me:yo my cunt have not seen you in a long time!!
Her:Shut the fuck up im going home.
My Cunt by Controller Player January 28, 2020
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Get Off My Cunt 

New generation term for "Get Off My Case"
Mother: "Sweetheart, have you done your homework yet?"
Son: Damn bitch! Get off my cunt!
Get Off My Cunt by Halpin Productions November 22, 2007

lick my cunt for luck 

A term used by real dirty birds that are usually looking for more than just a lick to get to the center of her tootsie pop.
“Why don’t ya lick my cunt for luck cause your dumbass is going to need it”
lick my cunt for luck by chHAad March 6, 2021

shitting on my cunt 

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"
I don't believe you i think you're shitting on my cunt

Shit My Cunt 

When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.
"Damn I shit my cunt!"

Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"
Shit My Cunt by Sevanity June 23, 2016

suck my cunt 

an insult after someone says something mean to you
emily: you bitch kys fag
john: suck my cunt whore
suck my cunt by hekansjsis January 26, 2022

Suck my cunt, dickboi 

A one time popular phrase of the internet culture.
Yo momma don't like my socks? Suck my cunt, dickboi.

A pajama cat is coming for you in the morning. Suck my cunt, dickboi.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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