My Cunt
My Cunt by Controller Player January 28, 2020
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Get Off My Cunt
Get Off My Cunt by Halpin Productions November 22, 2007
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lick my cunt for luck
A term used by real dirty birds that are usually looking for more than just a lick to get to the center of her tootsie pop.
lick my cunt for luck by chHAad March 6, 2021
shitting on my cunt
shitting on my cunt by sketchy June 20, 2015
Shit My Cunt
"Damn I shit my cunt!"
Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"
Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"
Shit My Cunt by Sevanity June 23, 2016
suck my cunt
suck my cunt by hekansjsis January 26, 2022
Suck my cunt, dickboi
Yo momma don't like my socks? Suck my cunt, dickboi.
A pajama cat is coming for you in the morning. Suck my cunt, dickboi.
A pajama cat is coming for you in the morning. Suck my cunt, dickboi.
Suck my cunt, dickboi by drugs n hugs January 27, 2017
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