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My (fucking) ass 

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”
My (fucking) ass by Twistedmint March 19, 2022
Words you can keep

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period
LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

Kiss my fucking ass 

It's like Kiss my ass but it's WAY more cooler.
Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.
Kiss my fucking ass by ItsDiesL September 15, 2016

touch my fucking ass 

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone
Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?
touch my fucking ass by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you
I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

Are you fucking my ass? 

1: another term for are you fucking kidding me.

2: A queshtions girls use when you stick it in the wrong hole.
1:" denisa totally fucked you in halo"
"Are you fucking my ass"
2: " babe"

"Yea"

"Are you fucking my ass?"

fucking my ass off 

the roughest form of sex ever
"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"
fucking my ass off by hDark August 28, 2025
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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