My (fucking) ass

British slang. Used to express disbelief.

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”

by Twistedmint March 19, 2022

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

Kiss my fucking ass

It's like Kiss my ass but it's WAY more cooler.

Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.

by ItsDiesL September 15, 2016

touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019

Are you fucking my ass?

1: another term for are you fucking kidding me.

2: A queshtions girls use when you stick it in the wrong hole.

1:" denisa totally fucked you in halo"
"Are you fucking my ass"
2: " babe"

"Yea"

"Are you fucking my ass?"

by Alanmakeufeel October 20, 2014

fucking my ass off

the roughest form of sex ever

"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"

by hDark August 28, 2025