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mutton dagger 

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Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.
You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
mutton dagger by Big Dave January 24, 2003
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Mutton Dagger 

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A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.
Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!
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mutton dagger 

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red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.
I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.
mutton dagger by Jon, Fred, Phil. July 31, 2003
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muttin dagger 

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A slang term for a hard penis.
"Dude I was pounding some random girl last night with my muttin dagger".
muttin dagger by LKALKALKA March 1, 2007
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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