Mussle

The correct way to spell mussel.

No one says MUSS-LE (This ain't France) we say MUSS-EL. I eat the mussle

by MussleMan March 12, 2024

Mussle Shuffle

A pantless german on ecstasy holding a spoon.

Colin is a mussle shuffle just like hitler.

by Michael Shapard April 28, 2005

Muscle Monster

A man who has muscles size proportion and definition greater than that of the average man.

A physique that is fearful and powerful receives a lot of attention.

A unbelievable body that comes in this world every other generation.

By looking at his physique you can tell he is a muscle monster. A person like that probably exercises everyday. I would hate to get in a fight with the likes of him.

I wouldn't want to ask him for directions, because he looks like a muscle monster.

He must be a mesomorph surely he will become a muscle monster.

Thats a big motha fucka, he calls himself the muscle monster and I can see why.

by King86 June 22, 2009

Got Mussed

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.

Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!

by jibcheese January 8, 2013

Muscle pig

When a guy is sexy af, tall, and buff af. Especially if said guy is like obsessed with going to the gym and working out.

Damn Jungkook is such a muscle pig.

Damn “big daddy muscle pig Matt”.

by Guccilism October 17, 2017

fuck muscle

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.

Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!

by SlopNChop August 11, 2016

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012