Mussler

To place your penis into the hand of an unsuspecting person. Most commonly acted between two heterosexual males.

When we were laying around in the TV room, Andy gave Tim the old Mussler. It was hysterical... but fucking gay as shit.

by trop142 November 28, 2010

Fernando Muslera

The best goalie of all goalies. He's handsome and has a total baby face. He was first choiced as the Uruguayan goalie in the 2010 FIFA World Cup in Africa. He's 190 centimeters tall and was born on June 16 1984. He blocked out two penalty kick for the Uruguay team during the match against Ghana. He's number 1 or 86 and plays for the Lazio team during the qualifying matches.

Did you see him? That's Fernando Muslera.

by Zena & Hercules July 24, 2010

dirty musser

a mexican looking sex goddess.

who really isn't mexican.

look at her! she's a dirty musser!

by allllllygator July 3, 2011

Musser Fusser

One who Fusses a Musser

Matt why are you such a musser fusser!?

by DatMusser February 28, 2013

Musser

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Guy 1: look at that musser
Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by mr.harry2009 November 8, 2011

musclerexia

A disease carried by a dude who is addicted to "beefing up"; frequently says things like "My arms are SO small", "I need to go to the gym", and "I think I'm gonna do steroids". Psychological impairment causes him to see small, wimpy dude when he looks in the mirror, and constantly self abase. Male version of the common disease anorexia.

Noah's friends became worried when he became socially withdrawn and spent all his time lifting weights. They thought about staging an intervention for Musclerexia

by chaboodle March 19, 2010

Eric Mussleman

The best coach of the century he is otherwise known as the Supper Muscle Coach father of Mac McDUNG

Eric Mussleman is the best coach ever

by JohnArkansasFan March 22, 2021