Muskwank

Frivolous, sparkly but ultimately useless tech that - unless it defies the laws of physics - does absolute nothing to solve mankind’s most pressing challenges. See: flying cars, Hyperloop...

Tesla’s latest plans for a personal solar-electric submersible unicycle ornithopter dismissed as muskwank by the entire planet

by Rich11235 June 23, 2020

Muskankee

A "skanky" citizen of Muskogee. Common term used to refer to those who are not exactly upstanding citizens.

After midnight, the only folks still out on the streets were Muskankees up to no good.

by Jd Mustain February 22, 2010

Muskank

Sleazy sort of girl (usu. blonde, natural or otherwise) who believes the Ford Mustang is the ultimate status symbol. It's typically painted an eye blistering shade of yellow and features something leopard- or zebra-printed somewhere in the interior.

Maybe that Muskank could get the muffler fixed instead of springing for those stupid spinning rims.

by Sekimori August 5, 2004

Muskanky

Muskanky aka Muskogee - muhs-koh-gee - Noun, plural
1. Life sucking hell hole located in Eastern Oklahoma.
Sometimes spelled Muskankee.

Merle Haggard sang a song called Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee. The lyrics said "we don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't get out trips on LSD". Well, Merle lied. Muskogee is now commonly referenced as Muskankee or Muskanky in honor of its fine citizens, commonly refered to as Muskanks.

by Muskogee Hater November 18, 2010