Muskriant

A real nigga named Aidan.

That nigga Aidan is a certified Muskriant.

by ArJay2k August 14, 2024

Ford Muskrat

GM/Mopar slang for Ford Mustang.

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elon Muskrat

Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.

Yo, dude. You see that Elon Muskrat over there?

No.

by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

Muskrat

Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.

John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God.

Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.

by Airboatgatorpark July 10, 2018

Elongated Muskrat

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018

Muskrat's Nest

A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.

Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!

Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!

Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!

by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010