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Muskadin

Hi hello what ever is the Muskadin
Is that muskadin very talented
by hachimitsu arigato November 24, 2021
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Mushkadini

A very large human turd having all of the following characteristics:

1. One end of the turd completely disappears into the hole at the bottom of the toilet while showing no signs of tapering off.

2. The other end of the turd pokes out of the water so that it does not begin to taper off at any point beneath the water line.

3. The turd must have arrived in its present state/form completely unassisted. In other words, manipulation of a turd after it is expelled from the anus disqualifies it as a proper mushkadini.
Dave: Dude, I took Jean to this all-you-can-eat place last night and then dropped a sweet mushkadini at her apartment.

Bill: That's hilarious...Did she say anything?

Dave: Yeah. Stupid bitch said it wasn't a true mushkadini because it tapered off beneath the waterline or something.

Bill: You showed Jean your mushkadini?
by Jdog1 July 24, 2009
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muscadine

Small shitty place town or experience :) yet somehow soothing at the same time
Man I was in Lincoln Nebraska last week and it was so muscadine:)
by Sag aggressively 93 February 6, 2023
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muscadine mudrun

when you shit on your spouse and wipe it on them like they dove through mud, then perform missionary.
Me and my wife participated in the Muscadine Mudrun last night.
by RLM_Country April 10, 2023
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Muskamine

A synonym for Ketamine/Kayla: a portmanteau of Musk and Ketamine. Pronounced Musk-a-meen.

Elon Musk's known affinity for the drug has left long-term users of said drug, chuckled, and we wish to acknowledge his greatness.
Move over Thoth, Gilgamesh, Ramses III, Alexander III, Octavian, Tamerlane, Napoléon and von Clausewitz. we have a new intellectual colossus in town! Keep in your lane: organiser.
I went to see Brian Wilson perform Pet Sounds LP at Liverpool in 2017. The atmosphere was perfect and everyone was on song. Sadly i passed out in my seat for the second half of the show! i had insufflated too much Muskamine!
by anonymous July 24, 2025
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