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Mushkadini 

A very large human turd having all of the following characteristics:

1. One end of the turd completely disappears into the hole at the bottom of the toilet while showing no signs of tapering off.

2. The other end of the turd pokes out of the water so that it does not begin to taper off at any point beneath the water line.

3. The turd must have arrived in its present state/form completely unassisted. In other words, manipulation of a turd after it is expelled from the anus disqualifies it as a proper mushkadini.
Dave: Dude, I took Jean to this all-you-can-eat place last night and then dropped a sweet mushkadini at her apartment.

Bill: That's hilarious...Did she say anything?

Dave: Yeah. Stupid bitch said it wasn't a true mushkadini because it tapered off beneath the waterline or something.

Bill: You showed Jean your mushkadini?
Mushkadini by Jdog1 July 24, 2009
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Small shitty place town or experience :) yet somehow soothing at the same time
Man I was in Lincoln Nebraska last week and it was so muscadine:)
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muscadine mudrun 

when you shit on your spouse and wipe it on them like they dove through mud, then perform missionary.
Me and my wife participated in the Muscadine Mudrun last night.
muscadine mudrun by RLM_Country April 10, 2023

Muskamine 

A synonym for Ketamine/Kayla: a portmanteau of Musk and Ketamine. Pronounced Musk-a-meen.

Elon Musk's known affinity for the drug has left long-term users of said drug, chuckled, and we wish to acknowledge his greatness.
Move over Thoth, Gilgamesh, Ramses III, Alexander III, Octavian, Tamerlane, Napoléon and von Clausewitz. we have a new intellectual colossus in town! Keep in your lane: organiser.
I went to see Brian Wilson perform Pet Sounds LP at Liverpool in 2017. The atmosphere was perfect and everyone was on song. Sadly i passed out in my seat for the second half of the show! i had insufflated too much Muskamine!
Muskamine by anonymous July 24, 2025

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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