Murv

A person of no self worth whose entire life is dedicated to trying to suck money and posessions out of friends. This sort of person usually thinks they are some what of a "Hardman"

"Whoa Murv's so hard he could punch you over the moon"

by Billy John Davies August 30, 2008

murv

(n.) a magical piece of chocolate used to communicate between dreams, often used for planning purposes between avid dreamers.

(v.) to leave a magical piece of chocolate for another dreamer.

Murv the note!
Wonderful, now I will find your sweet message.

A murv, so to keep our correspondence secret.
And deliciously so!

by Murvalicious December 1, 2021

Dirty Murv

When you analyse the people around you and look for items they’re holding to jam up your ass in a pleasurable manner.

I was bored in the library last Monday and I pulled off a Dirty Murv

by MC Murvy March 15, 2023

Murvil

A fat boi who no one likes and is fruity

He is a murvil

by YoItsAle2006 August 9, 2018

Murves

- the perfect combination of muscles and curves
- man curves

"I love my men with an ass, I really love those murves."
"I can see those murves through her sweatpants!"

by who.who666 November 3, 2016

murvert

A person prone to both perversion and murdering.

Jeffrey Dahmer was a real murvert.

by Hi!Hello!Howareyou? December 28, 2013

Murvil

Is very gay and fat loves kfc and has a double barrel as a nose

Oh look at gay acem18 he is a murvil for sure

by I luv my ding dong August 9, 2018