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A person of no self worth whose entire life is dedicated to trying to suck money and posessions out of friends. This sort of person usually thinks they are some what of a "Hardman"
"Whoa Murv's so hard he could punch you over the moon"
by Billy John Davies April 15, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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