person one: omg look there’s maria murrin!
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich
A perfect girl. She is one that has values and ultimately a lass you could end up marrying. In everyday use it can become applied to any old sheila on the street, however, at the end of the day the true essence of a Murron is perfection. If someone is using the term overly liberally one must question whether or not they grasp the true concept.
Murron was Wallace's love in the movie Braveheart. The idea developed because of her.
"hey guys - I'vefound myself the perfect Murron today!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.