by DetErChef August 5, 2023
Get the Murlophobia mug.The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?
2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
by rlscottrl January 23, 2012
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by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008
Get the Murphobia mug.The phobia of being around munters (ugly girls). One is muntophobic if one feels nauseous, nervous etc. when in the company of munters.
"Fuckin' hell, I hate spendin' my time with these ugly bitches. I must be muntophobic."
"I'm afraid I suffer from a severe case of muntophobia."
"I'm afraid I suffer from a severe case of muntophobia."
by Jermaine_hold_tyt_da_wifey April 6, 2008
Get the muntophobia mug.the fear of mice and rats; causes to this may be socially induced conditioned responses or a startled responses (like a mouse popping out from under the stove)
Stacy screamed in the middle of the night because she thought she saw a mouse scurry across her bedroom floor. Musophobia caused her to stay awake in fear of the "dangerous" mammal from returning.
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Get the melophobia mug.I've been hooking up and texting with this girl for weeks and she still has my number as digits in her contacts, she must have murrphobia
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