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murdering piece of shit

Scar from LK1 who killed Mufasa.

murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.
bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

Murdering Shoes 

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.
I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes
Murdering Shoes by xDB-1x November 13, 2011

murdering the rainbow 

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.
"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."
murdering the rainbow by polony November 24, 2013

murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.
Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.

Murdering the Indians 

The act of fucking a girl on her period while making Indian noises. Wearing a headdress of her pubes is optional.
Last night was so hot. I was murdering the Indians all night.