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murderfuck 

1. noun: A rape and murder committed essentially as part of a single criminal event
"She's Dead. They found her naked in a dumpster with a lot of semen in her vagina. Looks like another murderfuck."
murderfuck by Phil_INTJ December 7, 2006
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Murderfuck 

When you stab someone and then proceed to fuck them in the hole you stabbed them in.
The detective said in a hushed voice "When we came through the door he pulled his crimson colored dick out of her stomach. Looks like he stabbed the now dead woman and murderfucked her."
Murderfuck by DapperGent July 19, 2018

MurderFuck 

To fuck so ferociously that one may mistake it for rape and murder if seen doing it. Usually involves intense choking, throating, sodomy, and all other sorts of holy & unholyness(see what i did there).
I would MurderFuck anything Venezuelan and under 5'2".

These hoes love to get MurderFucked these days.
MurderFuck by Albertsteven215 November 5, 2018

Murderfuck 

A word used when one is so exasperated that he or she has nothing else to say. The most serious of all interjections.
I just got shot in the dick, ahh murderfuck!

The Look of MurderFuck 

“The look you give someone when you want to murder them and sexually violate their corpse so their soul can’t go to heaven.” - Sean Patton
He looked at me with the look of murderfuck.

attempted-murderfuck 

When you attempt and fail at the act of murderfucking. Also, a vengeful hatefuck, possibly placing the victim in a near death type of situation.
Ronald - Lorrie cheated on me, so I tried to fuck her to death. But in the end all I could manage to give her was the attempted-murderfuck.
Bruce - I bet you feel like a failure.

Ronald - Absolutely Bruce.

William Murderface

The self-hating bass player from the band Dethklok. He plays a Gibson Thunderbird Studio 5-string and his bass playing is usually mixed out completely. He speaks with a heavy lisp.
Murderface's father killed his wife with a chainsaw before turning it upon himself in front of Murderface in a grisly murder-suicide when he was a baby. He also has an extreme hatred for Dr. Rockso.
William Murderface: "I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's what I did today"
William Murderface by Krazy Riddens October 15, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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