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Murder scene 

a sexual act in which a M/F acts as if they are dead while the other person proceeds to masterbate over them
And outline their body with their jizz
Me and Alex tried murder scene last night I do recommend it

murder scene 

The stuff 2Pac rapped about.
Wake up in the morning, see the blood in the hall from the murder scene
Don't cry, just ask why
And try not to die as I take you through a ghetto nigga's lullaby
-2Pac, Ghost

Murder Scene 

Never you mind the perpetrators. The REAL murder scene is when you sneak a deuce onto the rim or a public toilet, wipe yer keester, and then ‘chalk’ an outline of yourself onto the stall walls in deuce juice. If you really want to go over the top, then you save a little doo-doo butter, and wipe it all over the sink handles, soap, and paper towel handles, whilst saving a little extry for the exit door handle. NOICE!
Rod the Bod left a murder scene in the shit house at that Friendly's Restaurant back in the 90s. Tony was witness to that afwul carnage... Other than Tony, there are no credible witnesses in this unsolved case, although a plaque was dedicated in honor of the event.
Murder Scene by Jeremiaj December 16, 2006

murder scene sex 

Sex involving female ejaculation, semen, vaginal blood and possibly (hopefully) anal excretions. The resulting setting resembles a typical murder scene with evidence strewn about the room, particularly on the curtains.
Dude, Monday morning my mom walked into my bedroom and asked me if I'd had murder scene sex last night.
murder scene sex by Teepo Dale December 31, 2005

life on the murder scene 

My chemical romances DVD/CD, includes a Video diary that involves everything about the band, everything you'd wanna know and more!

Also another dvd with 3film clips and the making of them and some other goodies.

And a Live CD which has awsome songs live... obviously.
Headfirst for Halo's! Kicks major ass! especially live.

life on the murder scene is a must buy for any MCR Fan, and if your not a fan, then the DVD diary will probly influence you into buying there Albums.

murderscene 

when one packs another too fat of a rip and they die.
*cough cough* holy shit it’s a fucking murderscene
murderscene by sporetcus April 22, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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