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a sexual act in which a M/F acts as if they are dead while the other person proceeds to masterbate over them
And outline their body with their jizz
Me and Alex tried murder scene last night I do recommend it
by Cheesey cheese πŸ§€ November 18, 2019
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When you sleep with a girl on her period and there is a lot of blood all over the sheets after you are done.
My bed looked like a murder scene after I got done having sex with my girlfriend.
by Reed Janesek July 12, 2006
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Never you mind the perpetrators. The REAL murder scene is when you sneak a deuce onto the rim or a public toilet, wipe yer keester, and then β€˜chalk’ an outline of yourself onto the stall walls in deuce juice. If you really want to go over the top, then you save a little doo-doo butter, and wipe it all over the sink handles, soap, and paper towel handles, whilst saving a little extry for the exit door handle. NOICE!
Rod the Bod left a murder scene in the shit house at that Friendly's Restaurant back in the 90s. Tony was witness to that afwul carnage... Other than Tony, there are no credible witnesses in this unsolved case, although a plaque was dedicated in honor of the event.
by Jeremiaj December 12, 2006
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