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Herman Munstered 

To damage by walking through or into a fixed structure or object. Referenced by one of the openings of "The Munsters" where Herman Munster walks through the front door.
Damn, did you hear about what happened on the dayshift? Robbie was hanging a banner, fell, and went through the wall. He Herman Munstered the wall man!
Herman Munstered by Wiggy Boufant February 24, 2006
(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.
Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident
Mutered by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009

monsterdonic 

Word from southern ontario meaning larger than massive and just fucking huge
John has a monsterdonic penis!

Look at that guy he's monsterdonic!
monsterdonic by BigDaveJohnson December 23, 2017

munzered 

I was telling my friend that I was having a bad day but he munzered me by telling me his dog died!
munzered by Citozki October 31, 2013

munkered 

Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.
"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"
munkered by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009
To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster
Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!
Monstered by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018