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municipal by Municipal March 27, 2016

Municipal Waste 

AWESOME crossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia. Their music is pure fucking win. Fast, heavy, intense. Makes you wanna drink, party and mosh all night long. They are known for their energetic live shows, often incorporating props such as boogie boards. If you haven't heard much of this band, do so now! I suggest their latest release 'The art of partying', you wont regret it!
"He's goint to the concert!
He's full of thrashing rage!
He's going to rip his face off and throw it at the stage!

HEADBANGER! FACE RIP!"

(Municipal Waste - Headbanger face rip)

Municipal Wasted 

Tony: "TGIF!"
Ryan: "HELL YEAH TGIF ITS TIME TO GET MUNICIPAL WASTED!"
Municipal Wasted by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

municipal punch 

noun. tap water. usually used to describe tap water in a city where you never drink from the faucet.

Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch: tap water with sliced lemons to disguise the nasty taste.
Host: You want a drink?
Guest: Sure, I'm really thirsty.
Host: Oh, man. Sorry, all I've got is some municipal punch.
Guest: You got any Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch then?
municipal punch by ravensmith April 5, 2009

municipal cockwash 

A remarkably easy woman with margarine thighs, the village bike
Eg. The girl at school who let anyone have a feel for ten pence.

Municipal Police Department 

n. A small-town law enforcement agency in some God-forsaken suburb that is almost always corrupt. The cops that work these jobs are generally geeky, suburban white guys that were picked-on in high school and never got laid -but were able to make the small-town political connections in order to get the job -which is the ultimate suburban power-trip. These cowboy cops are very accustomed to having their asses kissed by virtually everyone in the towns they serve because it offers political clout to the ass-kissing residents as well as a PBA card & "name-dropping" power that will get them out of a problem down the road. Residents that don't play this game nor pay the proper respect to these modern-day feudal lords will find themselves to be targets and, at some point, have some legal problems(usually trumped-up charges as punishment for not bowing-down) that will ultimately cost time and money.
Careful your speed. Don't wanna have to deal with any yahoos from this small town municipal police department.