n. A small-town law enforcement agency in some
God-forsaken suburb that is almost always corrupt. The cops that work these jobs are generally geeky, suburban white guys that were picked-on in high school and never got laid -but were able to make the small-town political connections in order to get the job -which is the ultimate suburban power-trip. These cowboy cops are very accustomed to having their asses kissed by virtually everyone in the towns they serve because it offers political clout to the ass-kissing residents as well as a PBA card & "name-dropping" power that
will get them out of a problem down the road. Residents that
don't play this game nor pay the proper respect to these modern-day feudal lords
will find themselves to be targets and, at some point, have some legal problems(usually
trumped-up charges as punishment for not bowing-down) that
will ultimately cost
time and money.