n. A
small-town law enforcement agency in some God-forsaken suburb that is almost always corrupt. The cops that
work these jobs are generally geeky, suburban white guys that were picked-on in high school and never got laid -but were able to make the
small-town political connections in order to get the
job -which is the ultimate suburban
power-trip. These
cowboy cops are very accustomed to having their asses kissed by virtually everyone in the towns they serve because it offers political clout to the ass-kissing residents as well as a PBA card & "name-dropping" power that will get them out of a problem down the road. Residents that
don't play this game nor pay the proper respect to these modern-day feudal lords will find themselves to be targets and, at some point, have some legal problems(usually trumped-up charges as punishment for not bowing-down) that will ultimately cost time and money.