n. A small-town law enforcement agency in some God-forsaken suburb that is almost always corrupt. The cops that work these jobs are generally geeky, suburban
white guys that were picked-on in high school and never got laid -but were able to make the small-town political connections in order to get the
job -which is the ultimate suburban power-trip. These cowboy cops are very accustomed to having their asses kissed by virtually everyone in the towns they serve because it offers political clout to the
ass-kissing residents as well as a PBA card & "name-dropping" power that will get them out of a problem down the road. Residents that
don't play this
game nor pay the proper
respect to these modern-
day feudal lords will find themselves to be targets and, at some point, have some legal problems(usually trumped-up charges as punishment for not bowing-down) that will ultimately cost time and money.