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Ass Mungers

A small, midget mongolian, often found preying on innocent savillions in public toilets. Once they choose their victim they will wait for them to sit down on the crapper and then using a hand crafted, technological ass munger pick axe they then burrow their way into the rectum, using this as their natural hide out to escape from Ass Munger Mungers thus leaving behind a bleeding mass of rectal revenue for neighbouring Ass Mungers to snack on.
Oh fuck!!! That ass munger is waiting for me again and I really need a shit I just had ass sex with Barker but he has no dick.
Ass Mungers by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

Head Munger In Charge 

During the act of munging the HMIC is the participant whom delivers the blow to the mungee. The HMIC is also refered to as the driver of the cart during the act of electric munging
The Head Munger In Charge climbed on top of the tomb stone and jumped off and delivered such a blow that mung butter squirted with lethal force covering the entire graveyard.

jake munger 

texas hick who thinks hes
emo and can do anything he wants
but hes really just a little bitch
sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder

cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!
jake munger by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008

Munger (plunger) 

This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.
1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.

2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.

3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.

muntersaurous rex 

A noun for someone that is ugly
That girl over there is a muntersaurous Rex
muntersaurous rex by George_vr_08 October 29, 2018
a person who has committed the act of mung, the only thing worse than genocide.
Person A: I swear to god, Rachel has dark a secret
Person B: You think she's a munger?
Person A: Nah it can't be that bad, she probably just throws orphans into a dumpster fire for fun
Person B: That is more probable
munger by xxXPuppy_3aterXxx69 July 12, 2021