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Munchstache

a mustache that is slightly bleached or lightened as a result of eating a substantial amount of coochie or one that just has acidic discharge
That dude must be an eater, you can tell from the light patches of his munchstache.
Munchstache by dorsosexy January 25, 2023
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Munchstache

{muhnch-stash}

--n.
1. During cunnilingus, the appearance that the pubic hair of the recipient is actually the facial hair of the performer.
2. A euphamism for oral sex
"Dude, I was going down so hard on that chick, I had a total munchstache!"
Munchstache by sou1shriek July 10, 2012

Munchstache

An edible form of facial hair usually located on the upper lip below the nose.
Henry: Is that a piece of chocolate on Frank's upper lip?
Peter: That's no piece of chocolate, that's a munchstache.
Munchstache by Sir Nacrudz May 2, 2011

Munchstache

when a man is eating out a female but has a mustache
“he had a munchstache”
Munchstache by Tess and Kallista February 10, 2026

Mungstache 

the moustache one gets after he or she has been munging
damn i hope thats milk and not a mungstache bro!
Mungstache by dmess April 17, 2010

Marchstache 

The month of March in which you shave your face, but keep growing a mustache for the entire month.
Friend 1: Bro are you stoked for Marchstache?

Friend 2: Gonna have the manliest mustache.
Marchstache by [livelifeloud] December 5, 2011

Mungstache 

The cum, shit, maggots and corpse juice leftover on one's upper lip after a good midnight munging sesh
"Wipe that mungstache off your face Chris, you sick fuck!"
Mungstache by MungusAmongus April 1, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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