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Munchstache

{muhnch-stash}

--n.
1. During cunnilingus, the appearance that the pubic hair of the recipient is actually the facial hair of the performer.
2. A euphamism for oral sex
"Dude, I was going down so hard on that chick, I had a total munchstache!"
Munchstache by sou1shriek July 10, 2012

Munchstache

An edible form of facial hair usually located on the upper lip below the nose.
Henry: Is that a piece of chocolate on Frank's upper lip?
Peter: That's no piece of chocolate, that's a munchstache.
Munchstache by Sir Nacrudz May 2, 2011

Munchstache

when a man is eating out a female but has a mustache
“he had a munchstache”
Munchstache by Tess and Kallista February 10, 2026

Mungstache 

the moustache one gets after he or she has been munging
damn i hope thats milk and not a mungstache bro!
Mungstache by dmess April 17, 2010

Marchstache 

The month of March in which you shave your face, but keep growing a mustache for the entire month.
Friend 1: Bro are you stoked for Marchstache?

Friend 2: Gonna have the manliest mustache.
Marchstache by [livelifeloud] December 5, 2011

Mungstache 

The cum, shit, maggots and corpse juice leftover on one's upper lip after a good midnight munging sesh
"Wipe that mungstache off your face Chris, you sick fuck!"
Mungstache by MungusAmongus April 1, 2023
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