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munch munch 

This term, also described as /me *munch* *munch* (on irc), is used to describe the necessity to MUNCH on JUNK FOOD after a satisfactory ganja session.
02:13 * moanie has joined #keke
02:13 <moanie> keke
02:13 * moanie munch munch
02:13 * moanie has left #keke
02:13 <omfg> fred, i believe she's a little *munch munch if you know what i mean.
munch munch by o}-{ November 10, 2003
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Munch the trunch 

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.
I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!
Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016

munch rat 

slang for bull dyke or masculine lesbian.
Did you see that thing working in the warehouse? What a munch rat!
munch rat by BiPolar Excess January 1, 2012

Meat munch 

To waste time talking about useless information; shooting the shit with you bros
We meat munched for an hour an a half on TikTok
Meat munch by JimboMcLovin April 5, 2019

Rattle Munch 

When a Men cannot get his penis erect due to the intake of too much alcohol when trying to have sexual intercourse with a lady friend. In this case the man performs oral on the woman while rapidly jerking off. The sole purpose of the “Rattle Munch” is to get the penis erect in a total black out. This move is 100% done only for the purpose of getting erect, not for pleasure to the lady. The male rapidly wiggles his tongue, making a brutal face, while burning a layer of skin off the penis. If done correctly, the female with have no idea the move is being perfected. The move was originated in Billerica, MA.
Chris gets home from the bar after drinking heavily. He went home with a girl with intensions of having intercourse. They are hot and heavy, but Chris penis is not working because he is 100% blacked out. Therefore Chris must “Rattle Munch” to get his penis erect. Once erect, intercourse can start.
Rattle Munch by El Creepo 17 October 14, 2011
A munch is someone who’s only use is eating pussy without getting anything in return.
Girl, I don’t want him, he’s just a munch.
Munch by Goatedsensei September 5, 2022

munch time 

Another word for lunch time or a time to go down on a vagina
Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or

Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy
munch time by mitch00uk April 10, 2015
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