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Spread My Mulch 

The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.
The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?
Spread My Mulch by mikee8983 March 23, 2017

spreading some mulch 

The act of having diarrhea.
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.

spreads not too much 

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.
Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026