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mumphing 

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it
That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"
mumphing by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003
Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.
mumping by El Biero April 28, 2006

Mumping the Gat 

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.
Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!
Mumping the Gat by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

murph, murphed, murphing 

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive
We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

Murphing Syndrom 

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.
I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.
Murphing Syndrom by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Murphing 

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.
James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.
Murphing by En_are June 25, 2008
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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