Mumide

The nose of pets (mostly cats). Comes from the fusion of french words "Museau" pet nose and "Humide" wet. Essentially means wet nose.

- Look at this cat's mumide!

-I know! It's so cute I just want to boop it!

by Slymass September 23, 2021

Mumdead

Mumdead is an insult commonenly used among peers to describe a person that causes them displeasure.

2.Also, it can be used as a term to be used when one is angry or upset.

"That kids's mum is so dead."

"I'd happily kill his mum."

2. "This is so mumdead."

by Tatman July 13, 2006

Mumdem

Similar to mandem, this is a group of mothers who are often part of the same social circle. 'Mumdem' can also be used to refer collectively to a group of mothers or all mothers.

Mo: bruv how the hell did you get your girlfriend's mum to not hate you?
Wes: ay, you know I'm good with the mumdem

by poopgrenade July 13, 2018

mumdem

A joke. Like, the worst joke anyone could make. A joke someone is proud of but is fucking abhorrent and they don't realise it because they're a dense motherfucker.

Man 1: "Hey, why did the chicken cross the road"?
Man 2: "Fuck off you fucking Mumdem."

by aaronprime March 21, 2018

Mumdies

Big knickers (mum- undies)

Have you seen how bug her knickers are? They're mumdies!!

by Kasgiraffe October 18, 2020

Mumderstanding

A state in which a care taker understands that things happens ; and plans are hopes that don’t always take flight.

A response to a long text consisting of an emoji of half spelled word.

I can’t make coffee my kid just colored on the dog with a sharpie! Thank you for Mumderstanding

by Chuckdoeshair December 6, 2020

Mumderstand

I love you and if I had the time I’d be in this with you, I don’t have time but my heart is with you.

Mumderstand !

( it’s all I had time to text cuz my dog just puked in my Prada bag)

by Chuckdoeshair December 6, 2020