Mumderstand

I love you and if I had the time I’d be in this with you, I don’t have time but my heart is with you.

Mumderstand !

( it’s all I had time to text cuz my dog just puked in my Prada bag)

Mumderstand by Chuckdoeshair December 6, 2020

msnderstanding 

a miscommunication resulting from the use of MSN or any other instant messaging utility. A msnderstanding is often brought on due to one's inability to convey sarcasm via text.

"There must have been some kind of msnderstanding, 'hotpanties_1977', I assumed by your user name that you were female."

msnderstanding by Graham Schaus January 3, 2007

manderstand 

A Man OR Woman's comprehension of an idea, topic, concept, emotion, object, thought, opinion or any other abstraction, generally from the MALE viewpoint.

The ability to sympathize with and/or accept another person's perspective without truly understanding it.

The term Manderstand was developed over a conversation about men and women being able to truly communicate and understand each other... the best we are able to anyway.

A man can Manderstand why a woman asks if she looks fat in those jeans... but cannot truly understand the emotional implications of the question.

I manderstand how much you like beer and football, even though I'm not into it.

I completely manderstand why you want me to go to Walmart at 3am for chocolate ice cream and wine coolers.

I manderstand that you are feeling insecure, but I do not understand why or how, because you are so beautiful.

I manderstand the fight you had with your best friend even though I think it's silly.

manderstand by BardESS Amethyst October 31, 2013

Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted

lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.

Manderstanding by chilli9ti May 2, 2009

Mumderstanding

A state in which a care taker understands that things happens ; and plans are hopes that don’t always take flight.

A response to a long text consisting of an emoji of half spelled word.

I can’t make coffee my kid just colored on the dog with a sharpie! Thank you for Mumderstanding

Mumderstanding by Chuckdoeshair December 6, 2020

Monderstandable 

A normally stupid action caused and/or excused by the fact that it's Monday.

She locked her keys in her car for the 4th time, but it's Monderstandable.

Monderstandable by oshanaKL October 29, 2012

Manderstanding

When a man fails to understand a statement by a woman that is very easy to understand.

I asked Jeb whether he had picked up milk and cereal at the store for breakfast and he said "What do you mean?" I can't take much more manderstanding.

Manderstanding by jaxon jonson May 29, 2023