Dumbulance 

The equivalent of an ambulance, but instead of sick people, a dumbulance carries dumb people away.
Dumbulance originates from the TV Series, Trailer Park Boys, in an episode in which half-witted Corey and Trevor are shot at, and when they plead for an ambulance, an angry Ricky retorts that they ought to instead be picked up by the dumbulance.

A: (Spills on herself)

B: Do you need a fucking bib or something? You're 16! I'm going to call the dumbulance on you!

Dumbulance by Maddox's Alphabet March 27, 2009

Mumbulance 

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

Mumbulance by Rainer Schubert January 27, 2009

dogbulance 

An ambulance for dogs

D’Nene call the dogbulance! Snoopy is having a heart attack!

dogbulance by Munstadi March 27, 2019

dumblance 

A dumb resemblance, a picture that does not resemble a person really adequately.

This photo is a dumblance

dumblance by Word Madman May 10, 2020

Dumbance 

A dumbance is somone who us dumb as shit.
In ancient Egypt Queen Cleopatra Called all of her servants Dumbance's. Especialy her servant courtney.

You Dumbance, Get back here!

Dumbance by ZackBoudrot July 9, 2009

Dubulence 

Dubulence occurs when the sound coming from the in-car audio system provides a thick creamy dubstep drap which is so powerful it manipulates the air, in and around the exterior of the car creating a form of turbulence known as Dubulence.

Mertin: " osha that dubulence drapped me sideways."

Andy: "Michael, that dubulence just drapped the car into that wall"

Michael: "passsss the jeeeeeeeb the dubulence is mental"

Dubulence by Bass Drappin Baxter October 4, 2010

cumbulance 

When one is totally fed up and can no longer continue to believe the conversation.

or the excretion produced when one ejaculates in an ambulance.

Replaces "Bullshit"
You are so full of cumbulance.

cumbulance by Guyzy February 6, 2014