Mullusion 

The appearance of sporting a true mullet hair-cut without the hair-cut being a true mullet.

Having evenly long hair and sweeping the front section of hair back whilst doning a ball cap would then create the appearance of long "mullet" hair in the back only, therefore creating a mullusion.

Mullusion by Mullet Police June 19, 2011

malfusion

A legal sounding word that you can use and sound smart without getting questioned.

Watch out mother-fucker, I will sue you for malfusion.

malfusion by Mztexas July 7, 2017

Melusional

Someone who is; (1) either entirely self obsessed and won’t stop talking about themselves, or; (2) someone that tells constant, compulsive lies about themselves, usually in the form of bragging or storytelling in an attempt to appear cool.

Dude is so Melusional! He called from LA and told us he dated Carmen Electra after he saw her eating in a restaurant in Westwood.

Melusional by Richard Arthur Love July 31, 2007

bullusion 

Living life bombarded with falsehood , images , and being told so many lies and so much crap it is all bullusion

Can you believe all the bullusion we have to live with.

bullusion by Cousinjoe May 24, 2016

malfusionism

the religion and worship of malfusion6

me: “yea i follow malfusionism which is the religion and worship of malfusion6”
zachary: “stop talking about me”

malfusionism by masfusionismfollower December 10, 2021

Bullusion 

The crap life put you through

This is nothing more than bullusion

Bullusion by Cousinjoe May 29, 2016

mullasian 

Asian guy with a mullet.

Look at Wang-Chzung's mullasian.

mullasian by Gary Busci April 17, 2003