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midwhack 

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.
bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?
midwhack by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 15, 2010
when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and pulls out and theres shit on his dick and he smacks her in the face with it.
mudwhip
mudwhip by Jsicko45 October 24, 2010
A fat chick, usually a bitch, who dates a black man for his dick.
Lily: Oh god, Emily is such a mudwhale. Her cellulite is showing from the bottom of her shorts.
Megan: Gross! I know. She's only dating him for his dick.
Mudwhale by gallowsC4L1BR4TOR October 13, 2011

mudwhistle 

A term of endearment for a good friend when your breaking his balls.
Hey mudwhistle, lets go to the pub and grab a few pints.
mudwhistle by Heckler1 February 15, 2006

Mudwhistle 

While two men are having anal sex the one on top pulls out so fast that it creates a whistling sound
Hey, did you mudwhistle Steve? I heard it while making a sammich last night.
Mudwhistle by enviousdk May 10, 2011

Mudwhistle 

The name given to an individual who likes to dabble in the fine art of the ass eating of a person of the opposite sex.
Yo Mudwhistle !!!! Get your tounge out of that Ho's ass and get a job.

Oh My God...did Mudwhistle really use a baby wipe to clean that chicks ass before he ate it.

Does Mudwhistle really carry around baby wipes just in case he picks up a female at the bar?
Mudwhistle by skidplate1 March 31, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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