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Big Londoner who has a massive penis and cheats on his girl with his best friends wives
Vinna yk Muhtadi cheated
What do you expect his name is Muhtadi I want him inside of me
Muhtadi by realistone123 April 18, 2020
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The ultimate big black man with a monster 18 inch cock he is a famous jojo character with his popular stand called ZA TEZO it sucks every living creature in his ass and crushes them to death and gives him an orgasm at the same time that’s why he is a serial killer
Wow dad I want to be like muhtada when I grow up,
Muhtada by Muhtada October 15, 2020
(mainly referred to a guy)
a bad ass mother fucker, who can sometimes be called a gigalo
some one who is very lifeless
someone who can't get the girls of his dreams and ends up being gay
MAN, that electrician you told me to hire; he freaking sneaked into my room and tried to show off his penis! He was such a Muhtadi! Muhtadi as hell!
Muhtadi by Ped007 October 8, 2011
The ultimate big black man with a monster 18 inch cock he is a famous jojo character with his popular stand called ZA TEZO it sucks every living creature in his ass and crushes them to death and gives him an orgasm at the same time that’s why he is a serial killer
Wow dad I want to be like muhtada when I grow up,
Muhtada by Muhtada October 15, 2020
He is a ultimate chad with a super huge 2 inch cock he is a very popular jojo character with a stand named ZA TEZO it sucks people in his asshole killing them and giving him a amazing orgasm, he is a also a sweaty ugly Redditer who commented not my proudest fap on a family car accident
Wow I want to be a muhtada
Muhtada by Muhtada October 15, 2020
He's chaotic neutral and likes to belittle people just because he's a little bit better than them. He's manipulative to someone that seems naive or gullible. He's a little bit forceful and tends to have superiority complex. There's barely any good qualities as a friend or boyfriend you could find at him. But he's not bad enough to actually harm others (sometimes). (Muhtads probably has fetish on blonde girls).
Muhtads is sometimes cool at parties.
Muhtads by Rachoddas June 8, 2021
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