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Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE
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Pubic hair so extensive it has no beginning and no ending.
When Dick saw Janes megabush he was baffled and secretly intrigued.
megabush by Maymadness May 20, 2022

Mugbulled 

When something bad has occurred.
Ah that’s bloody mugbulled mate- tomo268
Mugbulled by HACKETTWILLHACK April 6, 2020

Mugabe Makeover

The act of negative change upon any once beautiful and prosperous country. This applies most proximately to the nation of Zimbabwe. Mugabe Makeovers are currently occuring in several world nations and can usually be detected by failiure of agriculture and monetary value as well as the appearace of Cholera.
Wow! Harare had a great airport 25 years ago, but thanks to the Mugabe Makeover, it's like landing in Mogadishu.
Mugabe Makeover by Saiga12 May 3, 2011

Mugabe Money 

Used to describe something worthless. It is a reference to hyper-inflation in Zimbabwe where money is virtually worthless because of Robert Mugabe's policies.
Your shitty car isn't worth Mugabe money!
Mugabe Money by Earl Barrett December 20, 2008

presedent mugabe 

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.
if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.
presedent mugabe by iris2bu December 27, 2009