Muffstro

A gigantic penis, belonging to your boyfriend ("Muffy"). Named after "Monstro" the giant whale from Pinocchio.

Wow, you look so sexy in that dress! I think Muffstro might make an appearance soon....

Muffstro by HornySmurf October 4, 2011

mufftrocious 

Female pubic hair in which the length is long enough to make an observer surprised or astonished. (adjective)

The woman at the pool hadn't shaved her pubic hair in several years making it mufftrocious.

mufftrocious by Kh4nN March 24, 2010

muffshroom 

a pussy with a fungal infection.
considered a delicasy by some, an aquired taste.

Don't go down on her unless you like muffshroom.

muffshroom by paydaddi November 24, 2004

Muffshroom 

A trans girl’s penis.

I haven’t had any surgery yet so I’ve still got my muffshroom!

Muffshroom by Maidcie September 3, 2019

MUFFTRON 

a girl with some dope dance moves. one who is one with their inner dance. one that knows 1337 enough to write songs in it. a female version of a pufftron she puffs her hair in way that muffs the compitation.

Megan was dancing to the dope ass song while pointing and saying "EYYYY" as her puffy hair swayed in the wind just like a real mufftron does.

MUFFTRON by MEGANS AN ANIMAL. April 4, 2007

Mufftronics 

A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina

eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?

Mufftronics by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009