Muffphobia 

The act of being muffphobic, being scared of a girls vagina for any given reason.

"Muffphobia is the reason you wont do her man"

"Get outa here with that Muffphobia shit and just do her"

"So..you wont talk to her because you have....Muffphobia?

Muffphobia by Aaronnnn February 18, 2009

Muniphobia 

Fear of public transportation. Claustrophobia, hypochondria, and xenophobia all in one.

Amy suffered from an acute case of muniphobia, as she could not conquer her fear to travel aboard the municipal bus amongst the filthy common people.

Muniphobia by cobraskull September 10, 2010

Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

Murphobia 

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

Murphobia by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008

musophobia 

the fear of mice and rats; causes to this may be socially induced conditioned responses or a startled responses (like a mouse popping out from under the stove)

Stacy screamed in the middle of the night because she thought she saw a mouse scurry across her bedroom floor. Musophobia caused her to stay awake in fear of the "dangerous" mammal from returning.

musophobia by Dingo18 December 10, 2013

Murrphobia 

A person who is afraid to be in a committed, labeled relationship.

I've been hooking up and texting with this girl for weeks and she still has my number as digits in her contacts, she must have murrphobia

Murrphobia by SeaGood September 29, 2013

Murrphobia 

The irrational fear of guys named Andrew around the world

Guy named Andrew: Walks in
Me: “Aaahhhh, my Murrphobia!”

Murrphobia by notcat June 26, 2020