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Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

medophobia 

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.
medophobia by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

Momophobia 

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be
Why do I have such momophobia around her.
Momophobia by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

oofophobia 

n. Fear of hearing the oof word/sound.
Example of oofophobia:

{SYSTEM}: User has joined the game.
User: Yayyy a new server

User2: oUtTa mY WaY pUnK
*Pushes user*
OOF

{SYSTEM} User has left the game.
oofophobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021

mysophobia 

The fear of germs and contamination, the technical term for "germophobia".
His mysophobia went full blast and he screamed when a homeless man hugged him.
mysophobia by Lorelili March 21, 2011

mayophobia

oh no! i have mayophobia
mayophobia by ahyes June 22, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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