mofophobia

thats when someone iz scared of been called a mofo

that lil dude is a mofophobia

by tbounce May 12, 2006

Mucophobia

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

medophobia

The fear of becoming a foreskin.

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.

by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

Momophobia

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

oofophobia

n. Fear of hearing the oof word/sound.

Example of oofophobia:

{SYSTEM}: User has joined the game.
User: Yayyy a new server

User2: oUtTa mY WaY pUnK
*Pushes user*
OOF

{SYSTEM} User has left the game.

by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021

mysophobia

The fear of germs and contamination, the technical term for "germophobia".

His mysophobia went full blast and he screamed when a homeless man hugged him.

by Lorelili March 21, 2011

mayophobia

the fear of mayonnaise

oh no! i have mayophobia

by ahyes June 22, 2020