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Muffler Fuck

A fag who fucks mufflers, usually named jimmy
look at jimmy...that muffler fuck!
Muffler Fuck by Titts December 31, 2007

muffler fucker 

Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.
"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get off my ass, muffler fucker!"
muffler fucker by AJinPhilly August 25, 2005

Muffle-Fuck 

The act of having sexual relations with your car or car parts such as a muffler
Dude: Have you seen bob latly?
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.

muffler fucker 

noun: one who is too attached to cars, makes sweet love to cars commonly through the muffler

muffler fucker by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Muffle-fuck 

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
Muffle-fuck by Kbee405 November 25, 2017

Mufflefuck

1. Two sheets fucking.

2. Something two friends make up in the early hours of the morning.
Mello: Are you denying me mufflefuck?

Near: Yes, I am denying you mufflefuck.
Mufflefuck by Raccoon Runt January 22, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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