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Muffins on Muffins

Muffins on Muffins is general "Prep" slang for Arguing over the same general principle, agreeing, and not realizing your both on the same side of the argument.

It was created in early 2005, and spread wildly through the east coast of the United States. It was mostly used by people tripping on acid at Techno gigs, who were arguing over pseudo-politics.
People who were also on "A" would call the two participating, "Arguing about Muffins on Muffins"


It has recently traveled to 4chan and Gaia.com, making it almost instantly to Netspeak status.
Remember when Azu and Slow were arguing over who liked kittens the most, and they both thought it was DjTaka? Azu kept calling him Taka, and Slow kept calling him DJ, so they thought they were talking about other people? Damn, they were arguing over Muffins on Muffins!
Muffins on Muffins by Azu January 25, 2005
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suckle on my jiggly muffins 

to tell someone to suck on your balls in an interesting way.
Bitch you better suckle on my jiggly muffins.

Down on the Muffin 

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.
You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'
Down on the Muffin by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Choke on a muffin

It’s just an insult

nomming on the muffin 

the classier way of saying eating out.

also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).
Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.

cum on a muffin 

a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it
The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip
cum on a muffin by julian sampson January 30, 2003

Down on the Muffin 

Cunnilingus. The act of using your mouth and tongue to stimulate your selfish bitch.
Dolan: Hey Fav, who is the new piece of quim I've seen you hangin' with?
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !
Down on the Muffin by Fav February 14, 2008
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