muffins in disguise

bananas... muffins in disguise.

Muffins in disguise are a great way of breaking the ice at parties. Simply place the muffins in disguise down in front of your friends and watch the magic!

Note: Giving your friend's muffins in disguise may cause: loss of friendship, depression from loss of friendship, psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, suicide from getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship.

Bill: Here you go guys i made you some muffins!

Fred, Jane, Bob: Hey thanks Bill!

*Fred, Jane and Bob eat the muffins in disguise*

Fred, Jane and Bob: Hey Bill these aren't muffins you suck!

*Fred, Jane and Bob leave*

Bill: Oh my god i just lost my best friends! What am i going to do!?

*stage 1: depression*

Bill: Waaaaaaaaa.......

*stage 2: Psychopathic rampage*

*Bang*

Fred, Jane and Bob: Oh my god! Bill what are you doing with that chainsaw! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

*stage 3: Being arrested*

*sirens wail*

Bill: Shit!

*Bill is arrested*

*stage 4: Suicide*

*Bill goes kersplat, Can you say kersplat boys and girls?*

by Muffin the Destroyer of Worlds January 5, 2010