Muffin men 

Men with dad bods, most of the time gay rednecks

I love muffin men

Muffin men by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023

Mentally Challenged Muffin 

A muffin, who, is mentally challenged. And the coolest thing on earth.

Dude, look at that muffin, I think its mentally Challenged Muffin.

Mentally Challenged Muffin by BloodyRose20 August 5, 2008

Muffinman

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail not included.

The first thing the Muffinman does after kissing his date is to go down on her and elevate the situation to another level. Wetworks!

Muffinman by Rono January 16, 2007

Muffinman

He is the partner of jiggles the assclown, he waits for you to go to sleep, sneaks in usually through the window and then proceeds to stuff muffins up your ass and teabag your face without ever waking you up.

Boss- oh man did i have a bad night.

Employee- why what happened?

Boss- the damn muffinman got me last night now my face smells like balls and i cant stop shitting nuts and blueberries.

Employee- "whispers" asshole i wish the muffinman would come visit me.

Muffinman by tossed salads October 5, 2009

muffinman

everybody wants to know if you know who he is.

person 1: do you know who the muffinman is?

muffinman by ummmmmokkkk June 30, 2021

MuffinMan11 

A MuffinMan11 is a rare species of anthropomorphic wolf type mushroom. They are known to reproduce through homosexual means (Meaning they are the first known GAY mammmal)

Bro1: YO BRO! I GOTS SUM TO TELLS U!
Bro2: AYO WHAT IZ UPS?
Bro1: MUFFINMAN11 IS GAY STRAIGHT UP!
Bro2: WE BEEN KNOWIN!!

MuffinMan11 by Qwackhead June 26, 2023

Pape and Muffinman

imaginary friends who fuck each other nightly, in an 'imaginary' fashion.

Yo, my niggas pape and muffinman is tight like spandex, ya dig?

Pape and Muffinman by K&T May 10, 2008