Muffer-cut 

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.

We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).

That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.

Muffer-cut by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025

muffercate

To succumb to the lack of oxygen when you do your job so well she won't get off your face.

I heard Greg's death was because they were in a 69 and he muffercated.

muffercate by ImHaywire December 26, 2017

Muffercut 

An uppercut to the muff

I don't hit ho's, but she deserved a muffercut

Muffercut by muffercuts December 14, 2009

Muffercut 

Uppercut to a vagina.

If Bonquiqui won't stop hassling you, maybe she needs a good muffercut.

Muffercut by AFLFD June 21, 2019

muffercut 

When in the course of providing extreme cunnilingual pleasure to a ladyfriend, you cause her to have such an intense orgasm that her muscles spasm and she violently thrusts her pelvis up....into your face.

I was going down on Jackie so good, she came like a banshee and gave me the gnarliest muffercut....we both blacked out.

muffercut by dan92672 November 8, 2012