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muff brush 

A small antique brush used to keep a lady's hand warmer (qv muff) presentable.
"Every well dressed woman at the end of the nineteenth century would have had a muff, to keep her hands warm in during the winter, and she'd have used her muff brush to give her little muff a little dusting over." Tim Wonnacott, BBC Bargain Hunt, Series 26 Episode 8 Derby, 19 May 2010.
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Muff Brush 

A goatee. A particularly long one that can be used to carass the vagina.

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Muff Brush by boowebb May 1, 2003

muff brush 

History: In numerous all-girl boarding schools, mechanical brushes have been banned on campus since these young girls would use them to masturbate.

(n): a toothbrush that a woman uses to pleasure herself, usually of the automated type.
"Corey, no dude! Don't use that one! That's her muff brush!"

In August, Matilda loves to spend the long, hot afternoons inside enjoying the pleasures of her mechanical muff brush.
muff brush by Muff master December 9, 2008

muff brush 

the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it
i still have pubes caught in between my teeth from when i had a muff brush
muff brush by Small_Goat May 14, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026